A poem ... bwahahahaha

I feel funny today, probably because summer is here, it's a nice and hot 36 degrees here today, so, I figured I'd celebrite summer with a poem :

 

 

MY FIRST POEM

My blog keeps track of my weight,

Training, beers and ice cream when it’s late.

 

I want to lose this gut,

It puts me in a rut.

 

Previous posts will show my love of food,

The extra 20kg’s I carry put me in a bad mood.

 

I read your blogs for inspiration,

The hotdogs I ate can feed a nation.

 

Jack shit getting fit, thanks for your inspiration,

It is resulting in my perspiration.

114.4 kg’s is my starting weight,

I am 10 down, o, they protein I have ate.

99.9 is around the corner, never say never,

I’ll be happier than ever.

Once I am there,

My body will know I care.